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Thursday, 28 July 2011

Joke of the Day

Séamus died

His will provided £40,000 for an elaborate funeral.   

As the last guests departed the affair, his wife 

Colleen turned to her oldest and dearest friend.
"Ah well, to be sure Séamus, would be pleased," she 
said."To be sure you're right,"Replied Mary, who 
lowered her voice and leaned in close."So go on, how 
much did this really cost?'""All of it," said Colleen. 
"Forty thousand.""Aw No!" Mary exclaimed. "I mean, it 
was very grand, but £40,000?!!!"Colleen answered, "The 
funeral was £6,500. I donated £500 to church. The 
whiskey, wine and snacks were another £500. The rest 
went for the Memorial Stone."Mary computed quickly."
For the love of God Colleen, £32,500 for a Memorial 
Stone? How big is it?"  

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Got to love the Irish

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