Coat ofArms

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Joke of the Day - Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
 You may be a Muslim.

 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,
 You may be a Muslim.

 3. If you have more wives than teeth,
 You may be a Muslim.

 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.

 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
 You may be a Muslim

 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
 You may be a Muslim.

 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
 You may be a Muslim.

 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
 You may be a Muslim.
 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
 You may be a Muslim.

 10. If you find this offensive and don't forward it,
 You may be a Muslim.

Monday, 6 October 2014

Joke of the Day - Where are humans from?

One day, a little girl asks her mother:

- Hey Mom, how were the very first parents born?

- Well, replied her mother, it is God who created the first human parents, Adam and Eve.

Adam and Eve had children who later became parents themselves and so on.

Thus was formed the human family.

Two days later, the girl asked the same question to her father.

The latter replied:

- You see, millions of years ago, the monkeys slowly evolved to become human beings like we are today.

The very confused girl returned immediately to her mother:

- Mom! How is it possible that you told me that the first parents were created by God and Papa told me it was monkeys that evolved?

The mother replied with a smile:

- It's very simple sweetheart. I told you about my family and your father spoke of his own.

Saturday, 27 September 2014

Friday 26 Sept 14 Fort Lauderdale with my Godson

Great first day in Fort Lauderdale, visited Pascale's office at Broadcast Technologies located with Fort Lauderdale Ferrari, amazing looking cars, Anthony joined us and was thrilled to be allowed to sit in the only flat Black LAMBORGHINI AVENTADOR LP 700-4 in lower Florida, one of the employee of the Dealership asked Anthony if he wanted to sit in a Ferrari or other cars, Anthony said No Thank You, nothing beats this, I think he was very happy. Here's a few photos, of course a Dealership this prestigious would be under the watchful eye of Avigilon cameras.

Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Wed 24 Sept 2014 Rosh Hashanah dinner

Tonight I had the honour of having Rosh Hashanah dinner at Mandy's parents, the food and company was amazing,  really looking forward to my next trip, enjoy a few photos.