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Sunday 5 January 2014

Joke of the Day - Sunday 05 Jan 2014


 
My Wife always wanted a ride-on lawn mower.

She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work and thought that a ride-on lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside the house.



SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower.
  I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug.

I even put a light on it so she could work at night. See photo below.


To this day I have never been able to understandwhy some women are so hard to please .
P.S. I can see out of my left eye pretty good now and should be able to leave the hospital sometime next week.

Thursday 2 January 2014

Movie Review - Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

Movie Review - Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

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With the 70's behind him, San Diego's top rated newsman, Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell), returns to the news desk in "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues." Also back for more are Ron’s co-anchor and wife, Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate), weather man Brick Tamland (Steve Carell), man on the street Brian Fontana (Paul Rudd) and sports guy Champ Kind (David Koechner) - All of whom won’t make it easy to stay classy…while taking the nation’s first 24-hour news channel by storm.

Movie Review - The Wolf of Wall Street - Good 1 Thumbs Up


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Distinguished filmmaker, Martin Scorsese, directs the true story of New York stockbroker, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio). Having started a morally conventional career in the late 80s, Belfort quickly rose from penny stocks and righteousness to IPOs and a life of corruption. Excess success and affluence in his early twenties, as founder of the brokerage firm, Stratton Oakmont, warranted Belfort the title - The Wolf of Wall Street. Money. Power. Women. Drugs. Temptations were for the taking and the threat of authority was not to be taken into account. For Jordan and his aspiring staff of likeness, modesty was quickly deemed overrated and more was never enough.
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   Leonardo DiCaprio Nominee for the 2013 Critics' Choice Award for Best Actor in a Comedy
   Leonardo DiCaprio Nominee for the 2014 Golden Globe Award for Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Comedy Or Musical
   Martin Scorsese Nominee for the 2013 Critics' Choice Award for Best Director
   Nominee for the 2013 Critics' Choice Award for Best Acting Ensemble

Nominee for the 2013 Critics' Choice Award for Best Picture