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Monday, 23 December 2013

Joke of the Day - Monday 23 Dec 2013

It just gets better as you get older doesn't it?

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed  my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me….

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod(with ear piece)
…….. and how was your day?

This is what happens when old people start using technology!

Saturday, 14 December 2013

Connect Winter Holiday Ball 2013

Last night I visited some old friends from my Rehab days, being invited I had to go.  Lots of fun good seeing them, here's a few photos.

Monday, 9 December 2013

Great story "My Christmas Eve"

Got this from my former SSF CWO John Marr, very good story, enjoy.

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Joke of the Day - Tuesday 12 Nov 2013

Whilst strolling round the harbour this morning about 8 am. I noticed a
Muslim extremist slip from the quayside and fall into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he had strapped to his waist.

If he didn’t get help he’d surely drown.

Being a responsible Canadian citizen, and abiding by the law of the land
that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the
Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Service.
It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded.

I’m starting to think I may have wasted four stamps.

The Shovel

I woke to have a pee in the middle of the night and noticed a Muslim sneaking through my next door neighbor’s garden.
Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head
with a D Mouth Banjo shovel killing him instantly.
He then began to dig a grave with the shovel. Astonished, I got back into bed.
My wife said, “ darling you’re shaking, what is it ? ”
“You’ll never believe what I’ve just seen” I said,

“That Bastard next door has still got my shovel”

Monday, 11 November 2013

Lest We Forget - To all my Soldier Friends You are in my Prayers

November 11th, 2013, I went to see my good friend Jim Ingram at his house in South Surrey(White Rock) where I met his wife Chris, their Son Austin  and  daughters Jenna and Stephanie were all home and we went to the Cenotaph in White Rock, BC for Remembrance  Day celebration, there was a nice Fly-By  “Lest We Forget”  We then returned to his house where Jim made us a spaghetti lunch.  below are some digital photos I took with my Canon camera.  Thanks for a great day the Ingram's