Coat ofArms

Sunday, 30 September 2012

Why Schools Require Shirts to be Tucked in

I got this video from a former Police de Ville and after RCMP in Tracadie-Sheila, NB my home town where my Mom loves.  I added another one to lighten things up with comedian David Chappell in San Francisco as my niece was just there.  Enjoy.

Friday, 28 September 2012

Joke of the Day - Thursday 27 September 2012

Got this one from an Airborne Engineer Fried friend Al Lavallee, Thanks Al

A Saskatchewan trucker who had been out on the road for  three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Las Vegas .  
He walked straight up  to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your fattest woman, a  bologna sandwich and a six pack of beer. 
The Madam was astonished. She  said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have  two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal and a fine bottle of  wine??" 
The  trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny....I'm  homesick!"  

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

We found Kurbitten siblings

I didn't have much history about my Cat Kurbitten that was given to me by Janette Jackman at Connect Communities Re-Hab.  I had to put Kurbitten in Protective custody last month as they had a dog come over and they didn't have insurance for the dog so I put her in what I call "Protective Custody" for the dog's Protection not hers.  Last month my good friend Rod Gregg, uncle Jim and Aunt Betty came by and they were great,  Aunt Betty just sent me an e-mail and I think we found Kurbitten's siblings, now I know where she gets it from, very protective cat.  Enjoy, Thanks Aunt Betty.

Saturday, 22 September 2012

Great Evening last Night with my Friend Michael Coss

Last night was a great evening, I went to South House and picked up my Friend Michael Coss and we went out to diner.  Like myself, I knew Michael is also a good carnivore, we went to RIO Brazilian Steakhouse on Denman St in Vancouver for what I call a good "Meat Fest"  Love the place, if they can kill it and cook it, they'll serve it to you and they'll keep going until you turn your coster on the Red side which means you are done.  One of Michael's first word when he came out of his Coma, was "STEAK"  hope he had his fill last night, we'll probably return.  
Always the professional
"I am Canadian"

We chatted and drop by my small apartment he saw Kurbitten briefly.  I took a few photos of him at home.

I knew that Michael is a Philanthropist at heart and we had heard that some local establishment in Vancouver obviously could not afford a good Air Conditioning(AC) Unit because some of their staff and waitress would take their clothes OFF to work comfortably, so we decided to support them by going to see how big of a problem it may be.  We went to Brandi's Show Lounge, similar to Chez ParĂ© in Montreal that has the same AC problem, that we've supported many time before:-)

When we got there, they frown on cameras so we left the iPad with the friendly girl at the entrance and took a seat at the stage, where we noted that the AC problem is bigger than we thought, it appears that the AC was working fine in our section on the outside of the stage, but as the girls got "dancing" it must have been getting warmer and warmer, because they kept taking their clothes OFF until they were completely naked, then another cute girl would make her attempt and she also eventually had nothing on.  You have to "admire" the dedication of these young and beautiful girls to keep working in these conditions.  I didn't want to strain Michael's eyes too much, having both undergone various surgeries ourselves, I thought he should have a closer look at the skills of the surgeons in being able to hide all the scars of their hard work in "Plastic Surgery" So I had a girl give Michael a "Private Showing"  she must have done a good job, showing Michael the lack of scars as he came back with a big smile and a "Thumbs up" Unfortunately I had to return him to South House in Langley, I think like Cinderella he must disappear at Midnight or something, that's OK,  I'm sure we'll return to support them again, that just how generous we are :-)

Wednesday, 19 September 2012

Joke of the Day - Wednesday 19 Sept 2012

Got this one from my skydiving friend Dave Davison, I'm sure a lot will relate

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. 

He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like "Brian!

Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan." 

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his f****ing widow."

Tuesday, 18 September 2012

Joke of the Day - Monday 17 Sept 2012

Got this one from my Big Bro Emile in Regina, he's been sending me good ones lately, Thank Bro. 


The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?' 

Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'

'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.'

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 

'Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?' 

Johnny said: 'Well, I walked past Mum and Dad's bedroom the other night. 

Mum had her legs up in the air and she was saying: 

'Oh God! I'm coming!' 

If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."

The nun had to leave the room.

Monday, 17 September 2012

Visiting Uncle Darrel for Kurbitten

This weekend was quiet, so I took Kurbitten for a ride to Surrey Guilford area where we went to see Darrel  Dergousoff which is no longer at Jan's Place but living on his own.  He's known as Uncle Darrel for Kurbitten as she would always hang out in his room when I was not around.  She was a bit skittish when she arrived, she got out of her Cat taxi , looked around and hide under his bed, I finally had to grab her from under his bed and he briefly took her but I think her memory is worst than ours.  Here's a few photos, after I went to West House and saw the Beautiful Belle, it was good seeing her again,  I'll return for sure.

Saturday, 15 September 2012

Again we should never forget

Instead of forwarding the e-mail I put it on my BLOG and people can just forward the link to it.



Unbelievable !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe an Eye for an Eye, would be a better celebration!??

IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS. READ CAREFULLY........... This is so "Unbelievable".....

In Houston, Texas 

Harwin Central Mall: The very first store that you come to when you walk from the 
lobby of the building  into the shopping area had this sign posted on their door. 
The shop is run by Muslims. 

Feel free to share this with others. 

"We will be closed on Tuesday, September 11, 2012 to commemorate the martyrdom of Imam Ali"

Imam Ali flew one of the planes into the twin towers.  Nice huh?

Try telling me we're not in a Religious war!



When I was a kid, I couldn't understand why Eisenhower was so popular.
Maybe this will explain why. 

General Eisenhower Warned Us.

It is a matter of history that when the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower, found the victims of the death camps he ordered all possible photographs to be taken, and for the German people from surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead.

He did this because he said in words to this effect:

'Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.'

This week, the UK debated whether to remove The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it 'offends' the Muslim population which claims it never occurred. It is not removed as yet.  However, this is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it.

It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as  a memorial chain, in memory of the, six million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians, and 1,900 Catholic priests who were murdered, raped, burned, starved, beaten, experimented on and
humiliated' while many in the world looked the other way!

Now, more than ever, with Iran , among others, claiming the Holocaust to be 'a myth,' it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets.

This e-mail is intended to reach 400 million people! Be a link in the memorial chain and help distribute this around the world.

How many years will it be before the attack on the World Trade Center 

 Because it offends some Muslim???

Do not just delete this message; it will take only a minute to pass this along.


Tuesday, 11 September 2012

Joke of the Day - Tuesday 11 September 2012

Got this one from my skydiving friend Dave Davison, Thanks Dave

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window.

My husband's home early!

I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!

If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both! she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.

'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. It feels so wonderfully free!

Another runner moved a long side. Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?

Oh, yes, our friend answered breathlessly. That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, Do you always wear a condom when you run?

Nope, just when it's raining.