Got this from a good friend Yves Laliberté it was in french but had to translate it, after all it is Tax Season, also if they call it Tax Season, why can't you shoot them:-) funny one.
The Government of Canada, Believe it or not! ...
They gave me back my income tax form!
In question # 4, "Do you have dependents?"
I responded, Yes :
2.1 million illegal immigrants,
1.1 million welfare recipients,
4.4 million unemployed,
901 000 people in 85 prisons,
And 650 idiots in Parliament.
It seems that this is not an acceptable answer.
Who did I forget??