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Saturday, 4 August 2012

Joke of the Day - Saturday 04 Aug 2012


Got this one from my Big Bro Emile in Regina, he's been sending me good ones lately, Thank Bro. 

The  Amish are "Non-violent" people!...
BUT  IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN

An  Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a  man drinking  from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts: 
"Trinken Sie nicht das  Wasser, die Kühe und die Schweine haben  hineingeschissen!"
Which  means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have shit  in it!"

The  man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your  gibberish....Speak  English, Infidel!"
The  Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands,  you'll get more!" 


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