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Friday, 28 September 2012

Joke of the Day - Thursday 27 September 2012

Got this one from an Airborne Engineer Fried friend Al Lavallee, Thanks Al

A Saskatchewan trucker who had been out on the road for  three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Las Vegas .  
He walked straight up  to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your fattest woman, a  bologna sandwich and a six pack of beer. 
The Madam was astonished. She  said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have  two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal and a fine bottle of  wine??" 
The  trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny....I'm  homesick!"  

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