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Wednesday, 14 May 2014

Joke of the Day - Wednesday 14 May 2014

Diary of a woman on a Cruise ...

Day 1
I prepare for this wonderful cruise.
I packed my clothes. I'm so excited !

Day 2
All day at sea Splendide!
Saw dolphins and whales.
What a great time !
Today I met the Captain, a handsome man , Alain Delon about 40 + years.

Day 3
Pool. I did a little surfing and shot a few golf balls.
Captain has invited me  to his table for dinner. It was an honor and I had a good time .
This is a very attractive and attentive man, he has beautiful blue eyes.

Day 4
I went to the casino on the cruise and I got lucky !
Captain invited me to lunch at his cabin.
Sumptuous meal with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to spend the afternoon in his cabin, but I declined the invitation.
I told him I did not want to be unfaithful to my husband.

Day 5
I returned to the pool and then I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day.
Captain saw me and invited me for a drink .
Actually, he is a charming man .
He asked me if I wanted to go to his cabin that night ,
I told him no. He told me that if I did not change my mind, he would sink the ship.

Day 6
Last night I saved 1600 people ... four times ! ! !

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