Joke of the Day - Monday 23 Dec 2013
It just gets better as you get older doesn't it?
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me….
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod(with ear piece)
…….. and how was your day?
This is what happens when old people start using technology!