1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have
a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a
Muslim.
2. If you
own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford
shoes,
You may be a
Muslim.
3. If you
have more wives than teeth,
You may be a
Muslim.
4. If you
wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a
Muslim
6. If you
can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a
Muslim.
7. If you
consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a
Muslim.
8. If you
were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off
roadside bombs,
You may be a
Muslim.
9. If you
have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a
Muslim.
10. If you
find this offensive and don't forward it,
You may be a
Muslim.