Sunday 30 September 2012
Why Schools Require Shirts to be Tucked in
I got this video from a former Police de Ville and after RCMP in Tracadie-Sheila, NB my home town where my Mom loves. I added another one to lighten things up with comedian David Chappell in San Francisco as my niece was just there. Enjoy.
Friday 28 September 2012
Joke of the Day - Thursday 27 September 2012
A Saskatchewan trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Las Vegas .
He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your fattest woman, a bologna sandwich and a six pack of beer.
The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal and a fine bottle of wine??"
The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny....I'm homesick!"
He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your fattest woman, a bologna sandwich and a six pack of beer.
The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal and a fine bottle of wine??"
The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny....I'm homesick!"
Tuesday 25 September 2012
We found Kurbitten siblings
I didn't have much history about my Cat Kurbitten that was given to me by Janette Jackman at Connect Communities Re-Hab. I had to put Kurbitten in Protective custody last month as they had a dog come over and they didn't have insurance for the dog so I put her in what I call "Protective Custody" for the dog's Protection not hers. Last month my good friend Rod Gregg, uncle Jim and Aunt Betty came by and they were great, Aunt Betty just sent me an e-mail and I think we found Kurbitten's siblings, now I know where she gets it from, very protective cat. Enjoy, Thanks Aunt Betty.
Saturday 22 September 2012
Great Evening last Night with my Friend Michael Coss
Last night was a great evening, I went to South House and picked up my Friend Michael Coss and we went out to diner. Like myself, I knew Michael is also a good carnivore, we went to RIO Brazilian Steakhouse on Denman St in Vancouver for what I call a good "Meat Fest" Love the place, if they can kill it and cook it, they'll serve it to you and they'll keep going until you turn your coster on the Red side which means you are done. One of Michael's first word when he came out of his Coma, was "STEAK" hope he had his fill last night, we'll probably return.
Always the professional
"I am Canadian"
We chatted and drop by my small apartment he saw Kurbitten briefly. I took a few photos of him at home.
I knew that Michael is a Philanthropist at heart and we had heard that some local establishment in Vancouver obviously could not afford a good Air Conditioning(AC) Unit because some of their staff and waitress would take their clothes OFF to work comfortably, so we decided to support them by going to see how big of a problem it may be. We went to Brandi's Show Lounge, similar to Chez Paré in Montreal that has the same AC problem, that we've supported many time before:-)
When we got there, they frown on cameras so we left the iPad with the friendly girl at the entrance and took a seat at the stage, where we noted that the AC problem is bigger than we thought, it appears that the AC was working fine in our section on the outside of the stage, but as the girls got "dancing" it must have been getting warmer and warmer, because they kept taking their clothes OFF until they were completely naked, then another cute girl would make her attempt and she also eventually had nothing on. You have to "admire" the dedication of these young and beautiful girls to keep working in these conditions. I didn't want to strain Michael's eyes too much, having both undergone various surgeries ourselves, I thought he should have a closer look at the skills of the surgeons in being able to hide all the scars of their hard work in "Plastic Surgery" So I had a girl give Michael a "Private Showing" she must have done a good job, showing Michael the lack of scars as he came back with a big smile and a "Thumbs up" Unfortunately I had to return him to South House in Langley, I think like Cinderella he must disappear at Midnight or something, that's OK, I'm sure we'll return to support them again, that just how generous we are :-)
Wednesday 19 September 2012
Joke of the Day - Wednesday 19 Sept 2012
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by.
He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like "Brian!
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his f****ing widow."
Tuesday 18 September 2012
Joke of the Day - Monday 17 Sept 2012
WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?'
Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'
'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.'
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
'Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
Johnny said: 'Well, I walked past Mum and Dad's bedroom the other night.
Mum had her legs up in the air and she was saying:
'Oh God! I'm coming!'
If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."
The nun had to leave the room.
Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'
'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.'
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
'Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
Johnny said: 'Well, I walked past Mum and Dad's bedroom the other night.
Mum had her legs up in the air and she was saying:
'Oh God! I'm coming!'
If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."
The nun had to leave the room.
Monday 17 September 2012
Visiting Uncle Darrel for Kurbitten
This weekend was quiet, so I took Kurbitten for a ride to Surrey Guilford area where we went to see Darrel Dergousoff which is no longer at Jan's Place but living on his own. He's known as Uncle Darrel for Kurbitten as she would always hang out in his room when I was not around. She was a bit skittish when she arrived, she got out of her Cat taxi , looked around and hide under his bed, I finally had to grab her from under his bed and he briefly took her but I think her memory is worst than ours. Here's a few photos, after I went to West House and saw the Beautiful Belle, it was good seeing her again, I'll return for sure.
Saturday 15 September 2012
Again we should never forget
Instead of forwarding the e-mail I put it on my BLOG and people can just forward the link to it.
STORE CLOSING UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN GOD WE TRUST, and as a NATIA member ALL OTHERS WE MONITOR
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Tuesday 11 September 2012
Joke of the Day - Tuesday 11 September 2012
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window.
My husband's home early!
I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!
If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both! she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.
'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. It feels so wonderfully free!
Another runner moved a long side. Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?
Oh, yes, our friend answered breathlessly. That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, Do you always wear a condom when you run?
Nope, just when it's raining.
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