While 'flying' down the road yesterday, 10 miles over the
speed limit, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun
on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car and with that
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked "What's your
hurry?"
She replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you
do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And
just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one
finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my
whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then
I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot
asshole?", he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge
. . . "