A prisoner in a very tough penitentiary talks with a new
prisoner:
Me, I, got 10 years for fraud
New prisoner: I got 20 years for first aid
Stop it, you're kidding, no one has ever got 20 years to
give first aid, not even a year!
Well: my mother-in-law was bleeding from the nose, so I made
her a tourniquet around the neck to stop the hemorrhage... and
Here I am
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