Coat ofArms

Monday, 2 September 2013

Joke of the Day - Monday 02 Sept 2013

A prisoner in a very tough penitentiary talks with a new prisoner:
Me, I, got 10 years for fraud
New prisoner: I got 20 years for first aid

Stop it, you're kidding, no one has ever got 20 years to give first aid, not even a year!

Well: my mother-in-law was bleeding from the nose, so I made her a tourniquet around the neck to stop the hemorrhage... and

Here I am

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