A prisoner in a very tough penitentiary talks with a new prisoner:
Me, I, got 10 years for fraud
New prisoner: I got 20 years for first aid
Stop it, you're kidding, no one has ever got 20 years to give first aid, not even a year!
Well: my mother-in-law was bleeding from the nose, so I made her a tourniquet around the neck to stop the hemorrhage... and
Here I am