The Williams sisters were recently discussing the problem of drugs in the warm-up room before a doubles match.
"I think Dad might be slipping us steroids," whispered Serena.
"What makes you say that?" replied a stunned Venus.
"Well", started Serena embarrassingly, "I've started to grow hair on parts of my body that have never had hair before!"
"Shit ... like where?" Venus asked.
"Like all over my balls!" Serena replied.