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Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Joke of the Day - Monday the 30th July 2012

Got this one from my Big Bro Emile in Regina, he's been sending me good ones lately,  he does play a lot of Golf, wonder if this ever happen to him.  Thank Bro.  

A Golfer accidentally overturns his cart. 

Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the 
golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him.

"Hey, are you okay, what's your name?"
"Emile," he replied.

"Emile forget your troubles. Come to my villa, 
rest up and I'll help you get the cart up later." 

"That's mighty nice of you," Emile answered, 
"but I don't think my wife would like it." 

"Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted
She was very pretty and persuasive.
"Well okay," Emile finally agreed, 
And added, "but my wife won't like it." 

After a hearty drink AND sexy driving and putting lessons, Emile thanked his host. 
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset." 

"Don't be foolish!  Elizabeth said with a smile , she wont know any thing. By the way, where is she?" 

"Under the cart!"

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