The Master Corporal
The Muscle mass of a Master
Corporal is superior to his Total Weight
If Light is Faster than a
Master Corporal, it’s because it is afraid of him
When a Master Corporal says
“he’ll have an eye at it” he’s not
talking about his
One day Santa Clause knock
on the Master Corporal’s door, he since takes the Chimney
A Master Corporal never
Lies, the Truth is just wrong.
When a Master Corporal
smokes a Joint, the joint gets stoned
A Master Corporal never
tries, he succeeds
The Master Corporal’s Pitt
Bull has a sign on his dog house with “Warning Master Corporal”
When a Master Corporal
watches the Horizon, he sees his back
When a Master Corporal goes
to a Restaurant, the Waiter leaves a Tip
Only since the Master
Corporal Plays, it is only important to Participate
The Master Corporal plays
Bowling by Himself, Nobody goes near the
Master Corporal’s Balls
The Master Corporal is the
only Man to have a Bible that has been autographed
The Master Corporal can
surround all his enemy’s by himself
When the Master Corporal
takes a leak facing the wind, The wind changes direction
A Master Corporal can slam a
door that’s already shut
A Master Corporal has
already counted to infinity twice
Many people wears Superman Pajama’s, Superman wears Master Corporal Pajama’s
A Master Corporal doesn’t wear
a Watch, he decides what time it is.
A Master Corporal can divide
by zero
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