Only when the plumbing is stopped/backed-up do you realize that a ﬂush is better than a full house
If at ﬁrst you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Scottish clans who wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing
them used to bum their houses down, from which comes the expression,
Ask a P. I.
Ask a P. I.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is that a hostage situation?
If space is a vacuum, does that mean the Universe sucks?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
What is 30 feet long and sleeps 20?
(answer: The Vancouver Canucks bench.)
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2 ?
If we're really being observed by people from outer space, why don't we hear them giggling?
If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
(If you can get all this information into your brain, you'll have it in a nutshell.)