Coat ofArms

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Joke of the Day - Wednesday 26 October 2011


A Blond reported for her university final examination which consisted of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall and stared at the question paper for five minutes. 
In a fit of inspiration, she took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she was all done, whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on. Her reply was, "I finished the exam in half and hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."
-------------------------------------------------------------

A Blonde was running back and forth from her computer and her mailbox. Then the mailman came up to her and asked her what she was doing. She replied, "My dumb computer keeps saying 'you've got mail'."
-------------------------------------------------------------
A group of Blondes walk into a bar and they seem to be celebrating something. All of them are repeating "32 days, 32 days" with much excitement. The bartender being curious asks, "What's so special about 32 days?" "Well," One of the blonds said, "We just finished putting a puzzle together, it only took us 32 days, and the box said 3-4 years!
-------------------------------------------------------------
A perplexed Blonde female runs into a local police station. "Somebody has stolen my car!!" she proclaims loudly. The officer at the desk replies, "Settle down ma’am. Everything is going to be o.k. Now, did you get a description of the suspect?" "No", the young Blonde replies. "But I did get the license plate number."
-------------------------------------------------------------




No comments:

Post a Comment