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Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Joke of the Day - Tuesday 27th September 2011

Three old couples were having tea one fine day. There were all chatting and whatnot when one of the men, trying to get a chuckle, said to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey!” Getting the chuckle he expected, he carried on. A moment later, the second man said, "Pass the sugar, sugar!" This got a bit of a bigger laugh, so the third man, although not quite as clever or quick-witted as the other two, decided to join in the fun. He waited for the perfect opportunity, cleared his throat and then confidently said, "Pass the tea, bag!"
Q. Where can men over 50 find younger sexy women who are interest in them?
A. Try a bookstore under fiction!
Q. How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A. Tell him you're pregnant!

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