Coat ofArms

Wednesday, 17 August 2011

Joke of the Day

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Your $on
The Reply:
Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.



The judge warned the witness, “Do you 

understand that you have sworn to tell 

the truth?” “I do.”

“Do you understand what will happen if 

you are not truthful?”

“Sure,” said the witness. “My side will 



A lady walks into the drugstore and asks 

the pharmacist for some arsenic. 

"Ma'am, what do you want with

 arsenic?" "To kill my husband." 

"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!" 

The lady lays down a photo of a man 

and a woman in a compromising 


The man is her husband and the woman 

is the pharmacist's wife. 

He takes the photo, and nods. "I didn't 

realize you had a prescription!" 


Banta's son: Dad there is some one on 

the door to collect donations for a 

swimming pool.

Banta: Give him a glass of water.

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