Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on
The Reply:
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
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The judge warned the witness, “Do you
understand that you have sworn to tell
the truth?” “I do.”
understand that you have sworn to tell
the truth?” “I do.”
“Do you understand what will happen if
you are not truthful?”
“Sure,” said the witness. “My side will
win.”
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A lady walks into the drugstore and asks
the pharmacist for some arsenic.
the pharmacist for some arsenic.
"Ma'am, what do you want with
arsenic?" "To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
The lady lays down a photo of a man
and a woman in a compromising
position.
The man is her husband and the woman
is the pharmacist's wife.
He takes the photo, and nods. "I didn't
realize you had a prescription!"
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Banta's son: Dad there is some one on
the door to collect donations for a
swimming pool.
the door to collect donations for a
swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.
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