Coat ofArms

Wednesday, 17 August 2011

Joke of the Day




Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on
The Reply:
Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad


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The judge warned the witness, “Do you 


understand that you have sworn to tell 


the truth?” “I do.”


“Do you understand what will happen if 


you are not truthful?”


“Sure,” said the witness. “My side will 


win.”

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A lady walks into the drugstore and asks 


the pharmacist for some arsenic. 




"Ma'am, what do you want with


 arsenic?" "To kill my husband." 




"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!" 


The lady lays down a photo of a man 


and a woman in a compromising 


position. 


The man is her husband and the woman 


is the pharmacist's wife. 


He takes the photo, and nods. "I didn't 


realize you had a prescription!" 

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Banta's son: Dad there is some one on 


the door to collect donations for a 


swimming pool.




Banta: Give him a glass of water.



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