It’s show and tell time at School, and a little boy gets up and draws a tiny dot on the chalkboard.
“What’s that?” asks the teacher.
“it’s a period,” says the boy.
“What’s so special about a period?” the teacher ask him.
“I don’t know,” says the boy.
“But last night at dinner, my sister said she was missing one. Mom fainted, Dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door left town.:
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A lady goes to the emergency room and explains to the doctor that she got stung by a bee while golfing.
The doctor says, “Where did you get stung?”
“It was between the the first and second hole.”
The doctor says, “Well, first off, I think your stance might be a little too wide.”
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What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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